If you can prevent a tragedy, do it…… don’t try to record it on your phone and yell out “WorldStar”
is it weird if a nigga say grace before he eat me out?
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my cousin (via curvellas)
He better thank god for that pussy he about to receive
(via femmeghoul)
he betta call down God, Jesus, every last Orisha, the Ancestors, Mary, Joseph, the Apostles + Mary Magdalene, and Yeezy and thank them for being able to even get near the P.
(via thebigblackwolfe) and thank oprah too (via native-detroiter)
- Me: My friend hooked us up. He's actually really funny.
- Mama: Did he see a picture of you.
- Me: . . . .yes.
- Mama: From now or from before you cut your hair?
- Me: Why would she show someone a picture of me from 3 years ago?
- Mama: I was just wondering....so he saw your hair....
- Me: Yes.
- Mama: What'd he say?
- Me: He said I was beautiful mom! That's why we gave the go ahead to exchange numbers. Cuz I thought he was attractive. And he thought I was attractive. That's funny huh? Somebody thought I was beautiful with a bald head or small afro! Wow. Somebody actually is attracted to me with natural hair!
- Mama: I didn't even say all that.
- Me: I said it for you.
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
current emotion: i need money
